What about the vegetables?

Now that modern science is starting to realize that plants may have feelings too, vegetarians are finding themselves in a quandry over what they can eat. Of course all meat products are out, but if a plant can feel you murdering it, what do they eat? To help any vegefriends out there, I've made a list of food everyone can eat with a clear conscious:

• Water and ice
• Salt
• Dead leaves (edible leaves can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_plants_with_edible_leaves)
• Milk (But you have to ask the cow if she minds. Since holding milk can be painful to the cow, she should be okay with this.) Most dairy products should be fine too, but not anything made with active cultures (like yogurt) or yeast, since these are technically alive too.
• Fruit and vegetables (You have to wait for these to fall from the tree/bush. Otherwise, it's murder. Also, you should wait until it's dark to pick them off the ground, otherwise the tree/bush may realize you're going to digest their children and hurt their feelings.)
• Eggs (As long as their unfertelized, you should be okay.)
• Honey (Just don't hurt the bees, and be sure to leave enough for them to eat. In fact, you may want to wait until the bees go out partying for the night so they don't get their feelings hurt when you steal all their hard work.)

Okay, I hope this helps our vege-friends, and if anyone out there can think of any other suggestions, please leave them below :)